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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Crops Grown: 7905 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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