Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).

So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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