so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4603 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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