so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 2856

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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