Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineCraftMixtape

    MineCraftMixtape
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PrisonCraft2021

    PrisonCraft2021
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

    Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

    Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

    But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Buff Network

    Buff Network

    Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlastDay

    BlastDay

    Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 60 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

    Java/IP 2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/IP mc.2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/Port 20302
    Region Japan

    2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

    The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

    Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

    The choice is yours as to what you do.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
    Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players? No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
    Is there a limit to what I can build on the server? No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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