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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1627 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4249 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
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