so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

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  • AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

    AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, the admins are so wild, they once used an ambulance in a raid and accidentally killed a grandma. like, oops! but hey, that just shows how unpredictable and chaotic this server is, right? you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for a wild ride and maybe you’ll be the next victim of their crazy antics! lolz!

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  • BrinkOfBlockCraft

    BrinkOfBlockCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GAZA CEASEFIRE BUT WITHOUT THE DRAMA. BIDEN WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF HE WAS INTO MINECRAFT. COME BUILD BLOCKS INSTEAD OF BOMBS. WE PROMISE NO EXPLOSIONS, JUST CREEPERS. JOIN NOW BEFORE BIDEN STEALS YOUR DIAMONDS. #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #BIDENLOVESBLOCKS

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  • Dark Room Delight

    Dark Room Delight
    Yo, have you ever wondered what’s hiding in the darkest, dankest room of a city? Well, on our server, we got a secret room that’s so dark, even the mobs are scared to go in! Legend has it, the last person who entered never came out… But hey, that just adds to the mystery, right?

    Join our server and be the first to uncover the secrets of the forbidden room! Who knows what treasures (or monsters) lie within? Plus, if you survive the challenge, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and test your luck in the darkest room of all time!

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  • Gold Nano Rods Fight Cancer

    Gold Nano Rods Fight Cancer
    Yo, listen up! This server is like those gold nanorods waking up your immune system to fight cancer, but instead of cancer, we’re fighting boredom! Join us and let your immune system of fun and creativity wake up and kick some butt in the Minecraft world!

    We got crazy challenges that will make you question your sanity, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot.

    Our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where everyone is constantly pranking each other and building ridiculous structures just for the lols.

    So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s kick some virtual butt together! Who needs cancer when you can have this much fun?!

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  • OnionCraft

    OnionCraft

    Welcome to Onioncraft, we are an upcoming server. Here we are very laid back and include many game modes.

    The server runs on version 1.20.4, For now the server is Java only however we will support Bedrock in the next month. Survival is one of our biggest modes, including no grief with claims and keep-inventory on.

    This is a fully plugin-based server with no mods to install, just import the IP and you’re ready to go!

    Come join us!!

    onioncraft.skylnk.co:2001 Click to copy

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