come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Emeralds Found: 8164
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

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    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2619 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

    Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • >Crafty Kong SMP

    >Crafty Kong SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

    But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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