come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 2968 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

    Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1601

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Emeralds Found: 8288
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ores Mined: 5743 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 8983
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 6816 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Potions Brewed: 188

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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