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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6413 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 1206 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.