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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6815 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.