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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9933 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.