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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8947 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8624 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.