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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 654 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.