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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3911 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.