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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5791 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.