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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4107 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.