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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2527 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.