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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9556 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2381 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.