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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6582 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.