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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9395 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9677 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.