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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4227 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 6931 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.