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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9970 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8220 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.