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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7207 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Enchantments Applied: | 180 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
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