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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6010 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5001 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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