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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2388 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 121 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
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