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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

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