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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4892 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1018 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!