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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8789 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!