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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5779 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 467 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!