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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2506 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1421 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!