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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9027 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3479 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 121 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!