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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1214 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!