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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9755 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!