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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6228 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Votes: | 121 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!