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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 835 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!