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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

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Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LumberCraftersUnited

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come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Items Found:	4699	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

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So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	374	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

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MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

Server IP	MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

About Classic Hunger Games

We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

Rules

The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

Important Links

IP	MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

Q: What kits are available on the server?

A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mines Excavated:	2281
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SMPMineCraftRider

Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

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so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CatFactsMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).