Red Alert Minecraft SMP

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	329983
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2866	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4677

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	71	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	284
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Dimension Hops:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9