Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Enchantments Applied:	135	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	74540
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	98
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	New Chunks Explored:	324664
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9749
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

BLOW, Blow your load, Climax, erotic fantasy, erotic pleasure, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, Exs, forbidden desire, intimate moment, LOAD, lustful longing, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, passionate encounter, secret affair, seductive temptation, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, sexual tension, steamy rendezvous, tribbing, welcome, what would you do

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HappyBlock SMP

Contentment, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness discovery, happiness exploration, happiness factors, happiness hacks, happiness journey, happiness mindset, happiness secrets, happiness sources, happiness tips, happiness triggers, HappyBlock, Individuality, joy, one of a kind, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, smp, Special, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

alibi, AVOID, busy, Commitment, cover story, Creative, Deception, dodging, Escape, evading, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, Fabricated, fabricated excuse, fib, fictional, Get out, made up, Mining, OBLIGATION, pretext, RESPONSIBILITY, white lie

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3371
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.