Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Dragon Eggs Found:	3618

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5587	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

BLOW, Blow your load, Climax, erotic fantasy, erotic pleasure, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, Exs, forbidden desire, intimate moment, LOAD, lustful longing, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, passionate encounter, secret affair, seductive temptation, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, sexual tension, steamy rendezvous, tribbing, welcome, what would you do

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	487	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.