Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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