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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 34
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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