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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Buildings Constructed: 25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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