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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Farms Harvested:	905
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	2320	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	262084	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6425	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6714
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Towns Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	102	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	159
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7887	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2