join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!
RapeCraft Minecraft Server
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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!
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CuddleCraftMC
Are you tired of feeling like a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you crave human interaction but all you have is your trusty pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated animals? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to cuddle with a blocky sheep again – unless that’s your thing, no judgment here. Our community is full of friendly players who are just as desperate for human touch as you are. So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where loneliness is just a distant memory. Who needs real-life friends when you have a bunch of virtual strangers to hang out with, am I right?
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CraftyInflation9.5
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.
join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!
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Nano Brain Stimulation – Reverse Parkinson’s
join our epic minecraft server where we use nanoparticle magic to cure parkinsons and make ur brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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GFsMidnightCall Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car tow emergencies like the poor soul in this story! Join us and never worry about your car disappearing while you’re working out at the gym (unless a creeper blows it up, but that’s a different story).Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.
Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).
So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!