Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3596 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
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**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
