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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7246 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 3146 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!