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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 96 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9353 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!