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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9448 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 1644 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!