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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 598 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!